Last night at midnight my hubby wakes me up with this one sentance: "Whatever you do, DO NOT open your make up case in the morning."
Um,,,excuse me??? What the hell!!! What in the world does that mean & more importantly WHAT'S IN MY MAKE UP CASE!!!
Apparently, we had a creepy crawling giant cockroach the size of a cat running lose in our bathroom & when my hubby flipped on the switch in the middle of the night it made a run for my make up case! His solution, as you can see, was to try and kill it with Mr. Bubbles before it got away BUT he failed and it fell into my make up case. So he locked it in there and went to bed. He freaking left it in there!!!
Now, karma must have some kind of humor. I literally told my friend yesterday that the 3 things I cannot live w/out are eyeliner, mascara & nail polish. Guess where my eyeliner & mascara reside? Yup, in that make up case that will forever be locked up and thrown away.
So...this morning I awoke, got dressed, and channeled my ancient ancestors who lived in a time before make up and went to work w/ a naked face. This takes a lot of guts. But I shall be brave, I shall be strong, and in the words of Aretha - I shall survive.
Now that cucaracha on the other, messed with the wrong make up case & will never see the light of day again! (As long as my hubby does his manly duty & takes care of the beast)
But wait - one huge problem I can't stop thinking about besides how much $$ I'm throwing away in that make up case.... - isn't there always more than one?? Where's there's one cockroach, aren't there 1000?????!!!!! And Bob tells me it probably layed eggs in there....I might be having an anxiety attack at this very moment...