1. Use your menorah to produce some romantic mood lighting. Since each night you add a candle, each night the lighting will change.
2. Always have sex before you make the latkes. Or at least make sure your hands and clothing are free of deep-fried residue before you go at it.
3. Play strip spin the dreidel. The Hebrew letter Gimel means take off all your clothes, Shin means put your clothing back on, Hei means take off half of your clothing and Nun means do absolutely nothing.
4. Use (non-cooking) oil in bed -- to give your partner a massage. The oil probably won’t last for eight days, but it will still be good holiday fun.
5. Find a way to incorporate chocolate gelt into your sex life every day of the holiday. Chocolate is an alleged aphrodisiac, after all.
6. Give your partner a gift each night ... preferably ones that can be purchased at Babeland or the like.
7. If you’re having sex for one, make sure to get some fantasy inspiration from the 2013 “Nice Jewish Guys” calendar. Your mom would be so proud.
8. Instead of smoking a postcoital cigarette (which we do not, in any way, encourage), eat a postcoital jelly donut. Way more delicious.
