Fear not College Of New Jersey students, the Condom Ambulance is here for you.
A sophomore at the school has created CondAm,
an on-campus condom delivery service that lets precoital co-eds order
rubbers to their dorm room by phone, text or on the web, the Signal
reports.
Within minutes of placing an order, founder Kyle McCabe will show up
at your door with one condom ($3) or 10 ($15) and a waiver to be signed
by the buyer, releasing McCabe from any liability if the prophylactic
fails to prevent pregnancy and/or disease, he told the college
newspaper.
There's no actual ambulance yet, McCabe told HuffPost. But he does
have a helmet with a flashing light and a backpack full of Trojans.
McCabe said he's not in it for the money; he created CondAm to
promote safe-sex and help out unprepared classmates. No word yet from
MTV on what they plan to do in 2032, when the pipeline of potential
"Jersey Shore" cast members dries up.
Hours of operation, according to the company's answering service, are
Friday to Sunday, 7 p.m. to 3 a.m., a.k.a. prime hook-up hours.
Condom delivery services are nothing new. Dollar Rubber Club, a
subscription-based startup, will ship condoms to your home for as little
as $1 per month, offering such packages as “The Swordsman” and “The
Traveling Salesman.” And to take things to the next level -- College of
New Jersey students: earmuffs! -- Brooklyn-based Babeland will send a
bike messenger carrying sex toys to your place for $30 plus the cost of
the goods.
A brief search online reveals that the Swedes may have coined the
term "Condom Ambulance." During a 2004 chlamydia outbreak, Swedish
officials dispatched emergency vehicles that delivered condoms to
in-the-mood callers.
