#1: Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow (288 Votes)

A neck pillow in the shape of jolly old St. Nick's buns, Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow is sure to crack up any weary traveler or sleep-deprived toilet-humor enthusiast as it farts loudly and explains, "Smells like Christmas!"

#2: Tattoos for Babies (268 Votes)

Tattoos For Babies is a gift for any loving parents who really want to get their baby a killer tattoo, only to be turned away because it's "illegal." Now there's a solution with these safe, easy to apply and remove baby body art.

#3: Toilet Claus "Ugly" Holiday Sweater (238 Votes)

Bring new meaning to playing "Dirty Santa" at your Holiday party by the Toilet Claus Ugly Holiday Sweater, which subtly features Santa Claus cheerfully sitting on a toilet spreading his holiday cheer

#4: Mullet-On-The-Go (210 Votes)

Enjoy the elegance and sophistication of the Mullet-On-the-Goanytime with an instant mullet and a totally rad headband.

#5: Emergency Underpants (205 Votes)

Give the gift of security this holiday season. It might be the strangest gift to give a person a pair of Emergency Underpants, but these cleverly concealed undies are perfect when disaster strikes.

#6: Redneck Wine Glass (188 Votes)

Break out the moonshine! These Redneck Wine Glasses, with the top of a mason jar and the bottom of a wine glass stem, are sure to class-up that next fish fry or jamboree.

#7: WTF Button (172 Votes)

Possibly the simplest gift on the list, the WTF Button is a big red button that lets loose a sweet release of "WTF!" when slammed.

#8: Santa's Drinking Cap (158 Votes)

Who says Santa can't party? This Santa Drinking Cap with two cans of beer strapped to the side promises a merry time. Just remember, be safe and avoid drinking and sleighing.

#9: The Kama Pootra (145 Votes)

This 115-page Kama Pootra book is perfect bathroom reading material. With positions like the "One Cheek Lean," and "The Captain," you'll reach toilet-time nirvana in no time.

#10: Screaming Snowballs (132 Votes)

These loud, plush Screaming Snowballs balls are definitely a handful. They come in eight different styles, ranging from Snowman to Yellow Snow, and make indoor snowball fights a reality.